I LOVE CUTE BABIES

I couldn't have kids so when I sometimes go to the park in the middle of the day, there are soooo many cute babies and toddlers, and I just can't help stand and stare. They are the best. Trying to run, catching butterflies or just smiling in their prams.

I bet they wouldn't be so great if they cried all night - but they are sweet and pure. I love kids till they are about 10. They are a lot of fun.

HORNY HISPANIC MEN

My pet peeve. I live in a nice area but bordering it is a Dominican Ghetto. I can't stand the guys - I can't stand the fat waddling chicks either - but the guys are fucking hideous, especially the middle-aged broke poor slobby losers look at woman walking down the street like a dying man in the desert looks at water. Whenever they look over me, I feel a diseased dog is checking me out - and I get the grossest, vomit-like feeling. I feel bestiality in the air. Everyday I have to battle my desire to jump on them clobber them or stab them.

The worst are the thin, weasly types with tiny dongs. They are actually the most aggressive. I hope they all catch some Hispanic disease from the bad toxic third-grade pork they consume and the cheap beer they drink. I really can't help but look at them like I look at dog shit. They have made my life hell. I can't go for a run, go to the supermarket, take a walk without some ugly servant-type checking me out like he was King. Go back to your bodega poor man, and recycle some bottles to pay for your food like you usually do!! Or go pick up dog shit or whatever menial proletariat job it is that serfs like you do.

Again, the young good-looking Hispanic guys don't give a shit. But the middle-aged losers, God my face really needs Botox from all the frowns and knot I have developed looking at their ugly faces. If I had any doubt that Mankind is just another form of bacteria, I see the evidence in Horny Hispanic Men. Grossola!!!

COYOTE UGLY

This ugly witch moved upstairs. She walks like a construction worker, like some fuckin' cabbie on crack. And runs across it all the time.

One day I went to ask her to keep it down and she said "You have no right to come to my HOUSE." I was like bitch - you call a closet a HOUSE??? What third world slum did you come from??? And then she goes I am going to call the management company and if you have anything to say to me tell them.

I was like yes I do. Actually my hammer does. I banged on the roof the next time she ran - and she called the police on ME??? I was the victim. Jeez these foreign cunts are too much.

And then she brought some old fart neighbor with her downstairs and then my old fart neighbor came out. When my old neighbor tried to say anything I was like look you old bastard YOU don't say ANYTHING. I have been hearing your 80 year old ass making love to some 60 year old witch for three years - REALLY REALLY loud and disgusting. I didn't say that - although I wanted to - but I am too nice. I just told him he made "noise" too. I hope he got the hint.

STUPIDS ON THE SUBWAY

I am so sick of ugly people staring at me on the subway. - people who just stare at you mouth open, dick hanging out, like they are in their living room and you are their servant. New York is the most Animalistic City in the World.

The people that stare the most are:
1. Horny Hispanic Men
2. Ghetto Chicks
3. Older White Chicks - esp. the Upper East Side Witches - many of these ladies have mean, petty, penetrating looks that would put a Ghetto Girl to shame.
4. Average to Ugly Chicks of All Races
5. Couples - I find very few couples that are really into each other on the subway.

The people that stare the least:
1. Hot, good-looking professionals with busy lives
2. Hot, good looking athletes
3. Hot good-looking girls
4. Cool people

I am not so Hot and Good-looking, but I am NEVER interested in the bacteria that passes for mankind on the subway.